GOP lawmaker: Extreme abortion ban justified because of masturbating fetuses
Today in “Too Stupid for Words” …
Our thoughts are with Rep. Steve King (R-IA) in this difficult hour. Having your office visited by college kids
holdingmenacing an umbrella looks utterly terrifying.Photo via @maricelaguilar
If only the NSA had a program to monitor the communications of potential future enemy combatants, tragic events like this could be avoided…
GOP's Jackson discusses past drug use, bankruptcy
E.W. Jackson, the Republican nominee for lieutenant governor, said Wednesday he used marijuana as a youth, and that he was also forced to file for bankruptcy…Jackson has linked homosexuality to pedophilia, called gays and lesbians “sick” and “perverted,” and has accused the Democratic Party of being “anti-God.” He has urged black Virginians to become Republicans and “not betray God.”
Politics in Virginia: Never-ending, never dull.
GOP Rep: Reporters Should Be Prosecuted For Publishing Classified Information
Rep. Peter King (R-N.Y.) said on CNN’s “AC 360” Tuesday night that reporters should be prosecuted for publishing stories with leaked classified information.
The only way to stop those terrorists who want to take away our freedoms is to beat them to it! </sarcasm>
Would You Date the Republican Party?

“What is wrong with me?” the stereotypical Nice Guy asks. “Maybe I’m TOO nice. You want someone who will treat you like dirt, and I just REFUSE to, and you are too idiotic to see that I am the best thing that will ever happen to you.”
That must be what it is.
It’s not that there’s something the matter with the Nice Guys (too many fedoras, poor hygiene, the insistence that No Doesn’t Mean No, the insistence that women are sluts and men are studs, the spelling). No. They are perfect, and you are BLIND!
I only mention this because every time someone comes out, however timidly, with a study pointing out that maybe possibly on one or two issues the GOP could stand to soul-search just tiny bit? Just a little? Maybe? — the response bears an uncanny resemblance to the response of a Nice Guy.
It’s not the pizza, Eric Cantor says, it’s the packaging.
“We don’t need a new idea,” Marco Rubio says. “There is an idea, the idea is called America, and it still works.”
We are nice. It’s just that you are dumb idiots who are attracted to losers. We just need to describe our excellence in a way that even you can understand, and you will see how foolish you are to keep running into the arms of Jerks Who Don’t Have Your Best Interests At Heart…
Lindsey’s Latest Loopiness

The last time we heard from GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham (yesterday!) he was wondering if the First Amendment applies to blooggers. Now says he is not troubled by the NSA’s dragnet surveillance of American citizens’ phone records, including his, because he hasn’t been talking to any terrorists:
“I’m a Verizon customer, I don’t mind Verizon turning over records to the government if the government’s going to make sure that they try to match up a known terrorist phone with somebody in the United States,” Graham said on Fox News.
Fox host Steve Doocy said he’s also a Verizon customer and therefore has been tracked by the NSA.
“I don’t think you’re talking to terrorists, I know you’re not, I know I’m not, so we don’t have anything to worry about,” Graham said. “I’m glad the activity’s going on but it is limited to tracking people who are suspected to be terrorists and who they may be talking to.”
So, four points.
First, Graham’s last statement is false. Verizon is handing over data about millions of customers. Millions. They aren’t all talking to terrorists.
Second, his argument seems to be that if you’re innocent, it’s okay for the government to spy on you. Since he also clearly think’s it’s okay for the government to spy on the guilty, then he wants the government to spy on everyone, all the time. Brilliant.
Third, Graham probably hasn’t been stealing from the petty-cash drawer, either. But I bet if I grabbed his wallet and started looking through it, he wouldn’t like that one bit. The innocent don’t forgo privacy rights by virtue of being innocent.
And fourth, maybe Graham really doesn’t mind the government invading HIS privacy. That still does not grant him the right to let it invade YOUR privacy — or mine.
From the Pulpit to the Ticket
Virginia’s lieutenant-governor candidate is a fire-and-brimstone preacher…
There are a few reasons this old-fashioned minister became national news (when was the last time you heard about another state’s lieutenant-governor candidate?), and one is that that’s what happens when you win a major party’s nomination after saying that gays are “frankly very sick people” and that the president “clearly has Muslim sensibilities” and that African-Americans need to end their “slavish devotion” to the Democratic party. If you say those things and you become the nominee of a major party, you get to be famous on the Internet. That’s how it works.…
But Jackson’s race isn’t interesting just because he pumps out the kind of sound bites that cable-news producers dream about. It’s also significant because the Virginia Senate is split evenly between Republicans and Democrats, and the lieutenant governor casts the deciding vote if there’s a tie. So if Cuccinelli wins and Jackson loses, then the former’s legislative agenda could theoretically be hamstrung. Of course, that’s assuming Cuccinelli wins — and many state politicos have speculated that campaigning alongside Jackson will hamper his chances. Jackson has an uphill battle, to say the least. But he hasn’t let campaigning keep him from his pastoral duties…
An envelope inserted in the bulletin listed a number of different causes to which attendees could designate their offerings, including “Bishop’s Birthday,” “Bishop & 1st Lady Wedding Anniversary,” “Founder’s Week (& Too Much Blessing Seed)” and “Bishop’s Vacation,” as well as a few ministries, “General Pastoral Support,” and the building fund. The bulletin also announced that the congregation takes up a weekly offering “to provide relief from the cost of gasoline to our members with cars.”
The professional wrestler known as Kane is considering whether to challenge Tennessee Sen. Lamar Alexander. Glenn Jacobs says he has no plans to run, but does not rule out the possibility.
Jacobs says he’s always been interested in politics, but it wasn’t until around 2004 that he began reading economists of the libertarian “Austrian school” such as Friedrich Hayek, Ludwig von Mises and Murray Rothbard. He calls Henry Hazlitt’s Economics in One Lesson “one of the best books anyone can read,” and also cites von Mises’ Human Action and Rothbard’s Man, Economy, and State as personal favorites. And after listening to Jacobs talk for a while, it becomes apparent that, somewhere along the way, this leather mask-wearing pro-wrestler, who is famous for performing something called a “chokeslam” on his opponents, became a full-blown libertarian nerd.
Dear GOP: It’s not Latinos — It’s You

Well-known conservative insider Phyllis Schlafly says the GOP should write off Latinos because “there’s not any evidence at all that these Hispanics coming in from Mexico will vote Republican.”
But as Shikha Dalmia explained in Reason magazine not long ago:
Hispanics are hardly unique in their voting behavior. With the exception of Cubans and Vietnamese, no minority—rich or poor, on or off the dole—has much love for the GOP.
Consider Indian Americans: More than 85 percent voted for Barack Obama, and 65 percent generally vote Democratic. This despite the fact that, like Jews (another anti-Republican minority), Indian Americans are wealthier and less likely to receive government support than the overall population. What’s more, Indian Americans should be natural allies of limited-government politicians, given how much government dysfunction they’ve witnessed back home.
So how do Republicans manage to alienate nearly every minority? By applying limited-government principles very selectively. During the last 50 years the GOP has opposed welfare handouts, racial preferences, and multiculturalism. Yet the Party of Lincoln has looked the other way when the government has oppressed minorities through racial profiling, discriminatory sentencing laws, and, above all, immigration policy.
America’s immigration laws are an exercise in social engineering that should offend any sincere believer in limited government. They strictly limit the number of foreigners allowed from any one country, largely to prevent America from being overrun by Hispanics and Asians.
The result: Highly skilled foreigners from India and China have to wait up to two decades to convert their temporary work visas (H1-Bs) to green cards or permanent residency. During this time, they can’t change jobs, and their spouses can’t work. But they have it good compared to low-skilled Hispanics.
Latin American immigrants can’t even get permits to legally enter the U.S. for work. Uncle Sam is extremely tight-fisted with visas for unskilled non-agricultural foreigners. Even if they manage to obtain visas they have no way of applying for green cards because, unlike H1-B workers, the law offers them no avenues to do so. Unless they have close relatives in America, the only way holders of H2-A or H2-B visas can live here permanently is illegally.
Rather than demanding stricter enforcement of these irrational rules, Republicans could have made common cause with the Hispanics and Asians who are victimized by it. Instead of urging the Obama administration to add to its record-breaking deportation numbers, they could have led the charge against the visa raj that shackles immigrants and the businesses that hire them. Instead of pushing border drones and electric fences, they could have made more compassionate immigration laws a civil rights crusade.
Democrats may resort to bribery, handouts, and fear mongering when wooing immigrants to their side. But Republicans could go a long way simply by staying true to their limited-government principles.
Virginia Republican Candidates Not Joining 21st Century
Last week I reported that 40 percent of Virginia Republicans – and 56 percent of independents – now support gay marriage. But on Saturday the Virginia GOP nominated three statewide candidates whose views on homosexuality and marriage equality range from unwavering opposition to bigoted to insane… .
Will the Right Come Around on Pot?
Advocates of treating marijuana more like alcohol gained another ally recently: the United Nations.
The U.N. would claim otherwise. In fact, the U.N.’s International Narcotics Control Board would hotly deny it. The agency’s latest report laments the legalization of pot in Colorado and Washington, declaring the approval of recreational marijuana use “in contravention to” the 1961 U.N. Convention on Narcotics.
Raymond Yans, the head of the INCB, has gone further — arguing that ballot measures legalizing recreational, and even medical, marijuana “undermine the humanitarian aims of the drug control system and are a threat to public health and well-being.” Echoing America’s domestic drug warriors, Yans called medical marijuana “a backdoor to legalization for recreational use.”
Here in the U.S., United Nations disapproval can only help the cause of legalization where it needs help the most: on the right. According to a December poll by Gallup, Democrats favor legalization 61-38. Independents are about evenly split. But Republicans favor continued prohibition, by a 2-1 margin.
They might favor it less if they knew the U.N. were, implicitly, telling states what to do. Just look at the conservative reaction to Agenda 21 — a voluntary U.N. program that encourages bike paths and urban planning. Conservatives see it as nothing less than the first step on the road to serfdom.
Take Scott Lingamfelter, who is running for the GOP nomination for lieutenant governor in Virginia. This year he sponsored a resolution denouncing Agenda 21 as a “radical” plan for “social engineering” that was being “covertly introduced” across the nation. In a January memo to constituents, he wrote that Agenda 21 is a conspiracy to “consolidate liberal power over the rest of us” and then “tear down private property ownership, single-family homes and other basic tenets of American life.”
The national GOP shares such sentiments. Its 2012 platform declared, “We strongly reject Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty.” It also devoted an entire segment to federalism. Republicans do not like ostensibly higher authorities mucking about in local matters, and that includes federal authorities. So it may be worth notice that the Gallup poll also showed a lopsided majority of Americans — 64 percent — think Washington should not step in to enforce federal marijuana laws in states where pot has been legalized.
That may be one reason the Obama administration continues to hem and haw about its plans for Colorado and Washington. During a Senate appearance last week, Attorney General Eric Holder said — again — the administration was “still considering” its options. This hasn’t pleased the nation’s drug-war hawks, who want the Obama administration to file suit, pronto, to pre-empt the legalization measures.
Federal law trumps state law, and federal law defines marijuana as a Schedule I controlled substance — in the same category as heroin. This probably seems jarring to the 42 percent of Americans who have used marijuana at least once. Marijuana is not good for you, but it is not on the same plane as smack.
The consequences of marijuana prohibition, however, have grown high indeed. Marijuana accounts for nearly half of all drug prosecutions. Even if you assume half of those cases are plea-bargained down from trafficking, the country is still spending tremendous resources to punish people for having an occasional toke.
If Holder does move against Colorado and Washington, it will be interesting to see the response from another attorney general — Virginia’s Ken Cuccinelli. On Thursday, the tea party hero and champion of states’ rights will give the opening speech at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference. This year CPAC organizers shut out Republican Govs. Bob McDonnell and Chris Christie, who evidently committed the sin of ideological deviationism. But the organizers apparently did not mind Cuccinelli telling a class at the University of Virginia he has no objection to state-level experiments with legalization — or that his own views on the issue are evolving.
In his new book “The Last Line of Defense,” Cuccinelli contends the states provide protection from federal tyranny. This is an argument many conservatives find as appealing as they find the U.N. objectionable. And if they extend that line of thinking just a bit, they may come around on pot.
The syllogism is easy enough to follow: The U.N. should not tell Washington what it can do, and Washington should not tell the states what they can do — so why then should the states tell individuals what they can smoke? What sovereignty is more important than the individual kind?
With liberals such as New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg dictating how much soda you can buy, tea party enthusiasts already are primed to declare not just “Don’t tread on me” but also, “Keep your laws off my body.” After all, as Lingamfelter put it in his January memo about Agenda 21: The great threat from the U.N. is that it wants to “tak(e) away individual freedoms from people like you and me.” And that would be, pardon the term, a real drag.
Damning the GOP With Faint Praise
“Outside of Washington, D.C., the Republican Party has never been in better shape,” writes Al Cardenas of the American Conservative Union.He means it as a compliment!
But given that the GOP is a political party, and D.C. is ground zero for everything political in America, that’s an awfully lame defense, isn’t it? I mean, consider some parallel constructions:
“Outside of the PGA Tour, Tiger Woods has never been golfing better.”
“Outside of Hollywood, Steven Baldwin’s film career is going gangbusters.”
“Outside of the Oval Office, Jimmy Carter’s leadership has been exemplary.”
If your best case is that X is great except in the principal realm in which X is supposed to excel, you’ve got a pretty lousy case. Sorry.

